Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Registratus Interruptus

I've sent out an Open Letter to my childed friends...

I've read and analyzed all the responses about things I absolutely must get. Many of them conflict. Most list items I've never heard of.

I've abandoned the responses and stared blankly at endless pages of baby items. Most of them I've never heard of and don't understand how to use.

I've made decisions based on careful research on safety and effectiveness, which was quickly given up completely by colors I liked, cool animals, or if it came in neat packaging.

I skipped categories that seemed too hard. Even if my friends had given me exact items to buy.

And so, I'm happy to report, I'm donish. Just in time to focus on tearing apart my kitchen.

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