All my old clothes make me look like an overstuffed sausage.
All my new clothes are identical, just in different colors.
Pretty dresses make me look like I've had a bad run-in with a picnic tablecloth or worse, at tent.
I am buying elastic-waisted pants.
I am shopping at Old Navy.
I am now a size 8. And I've gained all 3 sizes in one area.
You so don't care. Fine, whatever.
Time to get another candy bar.
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